Ah, the Irish Mammy. A unique and special lady, there are a few things you'll definitely hear her say at least once a day!

• Don’t go out there without your coat on, you’ll catch your death
• There’s a parcel here for you - will I open it for you?
• Close the door - were you born in a barn?
• Did you brush your teeth? Are you sure?
• Your hair is like a bird’s nest
• What time do you call this?
• If you sit that close to the TV your eyes will go square
• Do you think I’m made of money?
• Close your mouth while you’re eating
• Because I said so
• I can see what you’re doing - I have eyes on the back of my head
• If you don’t eat your dinner don’t think I’m making something else for you later
• While you're living under my roof you’ll do what I say
• I didn’t ask you who put it there, I asked you to pick it up
• Don’t go to bed with wet hair - it will turn white
• You have until the count of five… one, two...
• Tuck in your T-shirt or you’ll get a kidney infection
• Did you turn off the immersion?
• Don’t wear your hat inside - you’ll go bald